Joe "Captain Obvious" Biden

In a stunning display of his intellectual capacity, Vice-President Joe Biden, has offered America, and the world, his take on the situations, the Obama administration has "inherited."

While appearing on Face the Nation, Biden stated,

"It is worse, quite frankly, than everyone thought it was, and it's getting worse every day."

"There's been no good news, and there's no good news on the immediate horizon," he said. "The only good news is the president acted swiftly; he's put together an economic stimulus package that we believe, and outsiders believe, will create 3 million to 4 million new jobs and set a new framework for the economy to develop on, a new foundation. And so we're off and running, but it's going to get worse before it gets better."

Interpretation, we have this idea that looks great on paper, it's gonna cost you and 5 generations of your families a lot of money, and we aren't sure it's gonna work. So, hang on it's gonna be a bumpy and expensive ride, even though it doesn't have to be.


Jason said...

How this guy made it this far in life is beyond me. He is a complete clown. And it is too late for the gloomy predictions and the lowering expectations by the way. Remember, this is the guy who is going "to heal the planet" and "bring us together" and offer a day that "America can finally be proud."

So scratch that crap, Joe. I want to see doves fly from Obama's butt crack the next time he is on TV. And I want you to catch them and turn them into a million jobs. I expect nothing less. Because you two and the media said Dear Leader, Obama would deliver salvation to a lost country.

You have the office. You won. Now get busy making unicorns and our "post modern" America. If it was truly all Bush's fault than fix it. Should be simple. He was a stupid hick. Obama isn't. He is brilliant and worshipful, right? Looks like a pretty simple formula to me.

By the way Mike, I really like the new lay out.

And by the way, I'm more qualified than Joe Biden.

Critical Thinker said...

Yah, I know we are hurting right now. But if you listened to these two we were living in a Mad Max, post-apocalyptic, wasteland. This country would have pulled through with guidance not forced changed. And I really want to see the doves get turned into a million jobs, not sure about watching them fly out of Obama's butt though, lol.

PS you have already proven yourself a better writer than Joe the plagiarizer. So, you get my vote for VP.

Daniel S said...

Good 'Ol Joe Blows! He is obviously not the smartest. But, Obama the Great picked him for some reason - maybe because it's like the okay looking gal that hangs out with big gals. It just makes him look better. My 12 year old has more experience than Biden. But, hey! Who knows? He's always got a job waiting for him at McD's.

Critical Thinker said...

Thinks about it Dan, if Obama says something stupid all he has to do is follow it up with a Biden moment by letting him speak. Instant damage control, lol.


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