The Road Kill Report (v. 7.0): Madmen of the World
Today's RKR is dedicated to just another day at the office. Except your office is the world and it's full of backstabbing power-hungry maniacs who want to marginalize your effectiveness in order to get you removed, permanently.
Obama's Bay of Pigs?-Our Red friends are looking to revisit one of the most tumultuous times of the last century by opting to use Cuban airfields for refueling their bombers. America shouldn't be concerned though, just think of Cuba, which is only 90 miles away from Florida, as a gas station for the Russo bombers.
Venezuelan Troll Wants Piece of Russian Bomber Too-Being the great guy he is, Ooo-go Chavez has offered the Ruskies use of a Venezuelan island for refueling. The Tu-160 Blackjack, which is designed to strike strategic targets with nuclear and conventional weapons deep in continental theaters of operation, is only patrolling the Caribbean with peaceful intentions though.
Members Only Goes Nuclear and Space-Iran's resident nutjob, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has issued the decree that Iran is now the world's newest nuclear and space power and the West has committed a "grave blunder" by attempting to stifle their economic development.
Just another day at the office. :)
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